I know I said something in my last post to the effect of “and he doesn’t talk about men’s bodies in the way he comments on women’s…” Okay, I take it back. This guy has something to say about nearly every physical aspect of the men competing at the Stuttgart World Cup:
Their acrobatics (which, obviously, fair game, but the phrasing itself was a little lacking): “And then he dropped back, and it was very ugly in the end.”
“Ohp…what was that?”
“You can see the knees were not adding any beauty to that particular movement”
Their legs: “Oh my, he’s lost some weight, hasn’t he?”
Their tattoos: “He’s a mobile art gallery, isn’t he, my goodness!”
And…their tongues?: “He puts out his tongue with relief.”
“Tongue came out in celebration as well.”
“The tongue comes out in frustration as well.”
This guy needs a new repertoire.
