Overheard
On the street:
One guy to another: “It’s a lot of work, man–to pick an avocado.”
Elderly woman to her elderly friend: “I share my birthday with Father’s Day this year…THAT SUCKS.”
Someone catcalling me…I think: “Damn, red hair like Jesus!” Okay.
In a high school:
One student chasing another, shouting accusatorially: “They could have been twins! They could have been twins!”
One student to another: “Oh? Incest? What?”
Student to her friend: “I’m afraid to go on a cruise!”
At a campsite:
“This soap smells like spit and gum.”
“We don’t have plans. That’s how we get lost.”
9-year-old, singing: “A deer peed on your tent–oh no! A deer peed on your tent–oh no! A deer peed on your tent–oh no! <stops singing> This is reality. Deal with it, people!”
