Overheard:
Person A: “I could make you a nice dinner.” Person B: “I think I’m kind of past the point of a nice dinner.”
Sometimes you’re just past that point.
“Stop it! Will you stop trying to do ear things to this chicken?”
Perhaps instead you could make chicken a nice dinner. Interpret that as you wish.
Father singing to his crying baby: “Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta…”
That is also what I want when I’m crying.
“You can’t Freudian slip your way into a marriage!”
Oh no?
