Let me talk more about the Kafka-esque nightmare of the healthcare system, EVEN WITH reasonable insurance and a doctor’s office down the street from me. I don’t even want to think about what would/will happen if/when the system we do have is dismantled and replaced by something worse…

I guess this was precipitated back in March when I needed a typhoid vaccination…in that the pharmacy that had the oral typhoid vaccine is going to come into play in this story.

So my prescription for Zoloft (correction: for generic Zoloft, AKA sertraline) is written by my general practitioner (though that’s not any one person, as there’s constant turnover at the office I go to), after initially being prescribed by a psychiatric nurse practitioner. The doctor’s office usually writes it with 6 or 12 months of refills. At the end of May, I was out of refills and coming to the end of my month’s supply, so I called to get an appointment to have the prescription rewritten (the other benefit to this particular practice is that, in addition to being a five-minute walk from me, it’s generally easy to get an appointment for the next day or at worst a few days later, especially if you don’t care which doctor you see). This time, though, the appointment line told me that their earliest appointment was…for two weeks later. When I would not only be out of medication but also out of town.

Plot twist!

No matter–since I’ve been going to this practice for a long time, and since I have extenuating circumstances of traveling soon, the doctor on call can call in a new prescription for me.

She did call it into the pharmacy that I got the typhoid vaccine from, not my regular pharmacy, but whatever; it was $7 more for the prescription and only four subway stops away.

And it seemed they had done me a favor until I ran out of pills last week, called the pharmacy for a refill, got confirmation that my refill was ready, went to pick it up…and was told I couldn’t have it yet, because it was too soon. (Side note: if pharmacies can automate calling you to tell you you’re due for a refill…and that your refill is ready…why can’t they automate the “sorry, it’s too early to refill this prescription!” notice?)

So that was when I realized that the doctor – whom I’d never met in person – had written the prescription for the wrong dose…which is, yes, something I should have checked when I initially filled it, but I was so happy to have it that I didn’t examine the bottle too closely. Thus what was written as a three-month supply was actually only a two-month supply with the actual dose that I take. Even with the pharmacy’s “leniency,” I wouldn’t be able to get a refill for another week (and then it would still be the wrong amount of medicine). I asked them what I could do. They said I could call the doctor’s office and it would be fast and easy–just have the doctor call them and change the prescription! Oh, but if it’s a different dose, then it has to be a new prescription so that we can run it through your insurance again…

If it had to be a new prescription, I was going to have it sent to the pharmacy down the street. So I left and went home to call the doctor…to begin this “easy” task of having my prescription rewritten.

to be continued so I don’t start laugh-crying.

 

Or as Tracy Morgan would say, “WORDPLAY”

Inconsonance: When you just can’t stop your p’s, t’s, and q’s from dribbling out of your mouth.

Planner + Flaneur = planeur – someone who is pretending to wander but is actually really anal and has set out a specific path.

Slur-gery (I can’t claim coming up with this one–just defining it): Drunkenly performing an operation on someone.

This is only tangentially related but the other day I misread “instagrammable” as “mammogramable”

Los Angeles always gets me with how amazing everything smells. I could just walk the hills smelling things all day.

I encountered some excellent animals and plants in LA and San Diego. Here they are:

I need to magically become a graphic designer so I can draw this map.

Sad Brooklyn:

Frown Heights

Dark Slope

Upset Park

Bensonhurts

Fort Mean

Boredom Hill

Squabble Hill

Gowahhhhhhnus

Prospect Fights

Phony Island

Vinegar Pill

Flat-affect bush

Williamsblerg

…that’s all I’ve got.

You know, like oversharing, but from the audience’s perspective.

(Maybe it wasn’t necessary to spell that out.)

 

On the train:

-Man whispering gently into his iPhone

-Guy to his friend: She was claiming that she had paid the landlord and he was screwing her sister, or something.

 

On the street:

-Teenager talking to her friend: I always tell my mom that she thinks of me as the bad kid, but really I’m the GOOD kid because I tell her everything before it happens. Like when I wanted to have sex, I told her, so it wouldn’t ever be a surprise if I got pregnant.

(Ed: Sure, no surprises there!)

 

From my students:

-Student: Do you remember when I got a goldfish for my English project because I’m just that bougie?

(Ed: I did not remember.)

-Student: Whenever I see a kid at school with a hickey, I say, Uh, did you make out with a leech?
(Ed: Making friends and influencing people–it starts young)

-Student, asking for food: MOM! Can I have cheese and a sprite and some strawberries?…and also a water for Claire?

To me: Did you hear how I advocated for you?

-Student, reading out loud: He had a conversation with a veterinarian

Me: With a what?

Student: A veterin–oh, a veteran.

(Ed: This was on MEMORIAL DAY)

-Student, reading a grammar exercise online in which the goal was to pick the appropriate punctuation for the sentence: Although Scott had enjoyed the carefree bachelor life ( , ; ) he preferred marriage.

Student: (hysterical laughter)

Student, when she’s stopped laughing: WHAT is that emoji??

Me: (dies)

Me, after returning to life: That’s…that’s asking you whether you need a comma or a semicolon.

 

Getting from Chefchaouen to Marrakech involved multiple forms of transportation: bus from chaouen to Tangier, taxi from the Tangier bus station to the Tangier train station, overnight train from Tangier to Marrakech, and cab to the Marrakech medina before walking down the narrow streets to find the riad.

The only problem was that you can’t buy train tickets online without a Moroccan credit card, and because of how stressful the bus station in Fes was, we did not go to the train station. That was our first and last opportunity to buy a train ticket in person, since none of the cities in the mountains or desert gave us any opportunity to do so.

The other thing…was that the official website for Morocco’s rail system listed two different departure times for the Tangier-Marrakech train. I gave my phone to the French-speaking manager at the Chefchaouen guesthouse, but she confirmed that there were two different official pages, one listing a departure at 9:05 pm and the other stating 9:55 pm.

And the bus from Chefchaouen to Tangier was know to be a little unpredictable…and it left at 6 pm…and it was supposed to take 2.5-3 hours.

The bus got to Tangier at 9:10. The cab driver taking us from the bus station to train station said “Oh, I think the overnight train leaves at 9,” so when we arrived at the train station and found that not only did the train leave at 9:55 pm (it was 9:30 by that point), AND wasn’t sold out, but ALSO that there were sleeping car tickets left–greatest moment of travel alignment.

Then I took a 10-hour stress nap and woke up in Marrakech. Click through for photos and commentary:

Going from the desert to Fes was the only really long day of driving. It was about 7.5 hours, and Abdul dropped us off in Fes around 5 pm.

What can I say about Fes? Not much, unfortunately, except that I need to go back. My time in Fes was analogous to someone traveling to NYC but only visiting Times Square and the Port Authority. I was there for about 15 hours and my heart felt like a clenched fist the whole time. So…the pictures from Fes itself consist of: the inside of the (beautiful) guesthouse and shots taken while walking/running to the bus station.

Following that will be 1,000 pictures of Chefchaouen. It was like a sunset in that way. I knew I already had hundreds of blue pictures, but I just couldn’t resist taking one more. Click through for photos and commentary (and for no commentary on most of the Chefchaouen pictures, because I didn’t want to mar the blue…instead, just imagine this song playing on repeat):

Question:

Is it okay to ride a camel?

I thought about this during our drive to Merzouga, while we rode the camels into the dunes of the Sahara (side note: when examining a map later, I discovered we were in a hilariously small piece of desert…still technically Sahara, though), and afterwards.

It seems like there’s a spectrum: You don’t ride on dolphins. You don’t ride giant tortoises. You possibly shouldn’t ride on elephants (maybe? I think more people would say it’s okay to ride an elephant than a dolphin?). But you definitely can ride horses.

…camels?

When is it okay to ride an animal? And when is it okay to OWN an animal? If it’s domesticated and seems to like it? If it’s small?

I don’t know. From a strength perspective, camels are perfectly capable of carrying a human, although it’s terrifying to watch a camel stand up–like a snorting, grumpy accordion. These camels didn’t have names, which made me vaguely sad.

Pictures and commentary from Day 3 of the desert (click through):

On day 1 of the desert part of our tour, I had finally started to feel–not normal, again, yet, but like I could remember what normal felt like. When we left the mountains I figured I was on the mend, especially as we descended, but the overall nausea and lack of appetite continued as we made our way to Ouarzazate.

And then in the middle of the night that night, I came down with a 24-hour stomach thing. Honestly, I was happy enough to have that instead of the weird malaise I had traded for it. At least I understand what’s going on with stomach trouble.

Click through for pictures/captions:

Last mountains, I promise. New topographies coming next post.

The final day of hiking was also eight hours, and while eight-hour Day 3 was my favorite, Day 4 almost ended me. I’m not totally sure what happened–I want to say that I had altitude sickness, but we were only ever as high as 2500 meters, which isn’t really enough to do it. I already had a head cold when we got to the mountains, though, and that + the higher altitude + exertion every day did something to me.

I woke up in the middle of the night with a vague, all-over nausea, which got worse when I tried to eat breakfast, and didn’t exactly get better as I hiked up another mountain. So there are fewer pictures (and fewer captions; you can pretty universally apply a Claire thought-bubble of “Please don’t throw up” or “Just take two more steps” to every picture), but click through for the Mountains: conclusion: