the irony of doing an “overheard” post when my right ear has been stuffed up for two weeks.
Overheard…
on the street:
-No reason to cry, baby. There will be more fluffy stuff up ahead.
-You know what they say–when one door closes, another–another door’s gonna close.
-It’s a PHILODENDRON. That’s the name of that plant, bro. PHIL-O-DEN-DRON.
with my students:
-Solving for x is almost as good as eating a cookie…should I make that my motto?
-(while reading an English paper assignment out loud) Don’t read ahead! I want it to be dramatic.
on the train:
Guy 1: So you had breakfast with her, but you said it was brief.
Guy 2: Yeah, and–
Guy 1: Well WHY? Why was it brief??
in my apartment:
-Beard beard beard. How did you get so big?
-Activate urine!
-He appears to be highly ranked. He has a hat with a tassel on top.
