Okay, it’s a lie. But I do love overhearing conversations like this:
Woman 1: They should make a movie out of his life story.
Woman 2: Would Troy be in it too? With all of his womanizing?
Woman 1: He is a SOCIOPATH.
Pause
Woman 2: Man, I’m going to go back to work and my fish is going to be dead.
Woman 1: You have a fish?
Woman 2: Just the one beta. You know, the kind that looks like it has a mohawk.
Woman 1: I thought you didn’t like anything breathing except humans.
Woman 2: Fish don’t breathe.
