Alternate title: When one thing isn’t substantial enough for an entire blog post, mash a few things together. A dinner of side dishes, all nutrients covered!
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I.
Pettiness level: Calling someone by the wrong nickname
Pettiness level: Taking a picture of the hair clogging the drain every time you clean the shower catcher before showering
Pettiness level: Taking your mail out of the mailbox and shutting the door on everyone else’s
Pettiness level: Spreading your washcloth out across more than half of the rail in the bathroom
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II.
Clumsiness level: Hitting your head on the faucet when you sneeze over the sink
Clumsiness level: Purse strap getting snagged on the door handle
Clumsiness level: Accidentally airborne off the lip of the steps to the kitchen when wearing slippery socks
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III.
Techster level: “Inventing” soylent and ignoring the long-time existence of poi
Techster level: Going so far in the direction of private rides that you circle back and think you’ve invented buses
Techster level: Stealing “dopamine fasting” from the Amish and meditation practitioners
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