A subway story
Two middle-aged women on the train:
Woman 1, complaining about her husband’s kissing style: “I want all lip! Nothing but lip. Did they get BIGGER in the last seven years? I did not sign up for this. I shouldn’t feel teeth. I don’t want to feel your goddamn teeth!”
Woman 2, making best efforts at sympathy: “Well, James is not the best kisser. He’s a sucker.”
An exchange
Me to young student: “What do you want to write your poem about?”
Student: “Well, I thought of three options: a princess, a stuffed lamb, or my hatred for Donald Trump.”
A cartoon idea
Young crow rolling eyes at old crow while group of other young crows loiters by: “It’s called a squad, Dad! No one says murder anymore!”
A definition
Snackered: exhausted from eating too many finger foods
Some options
Everybody wants to:
A) Feel important
B) Be a cat
Cure is a good word for:
A) Meat
B) Feelings
C) Diseases
Brenda Hieronymus
I cracked up over the crow joke. You better send that to Jimmy Fallon with a copyright!
Abby
I thought everyone wanted to get stoned, but I’m from the 60s. ? Very good!