I need to magically become a graphic designer so I can draw this map.
Sad Brooklyn:
Frown Heights
Dark Slope
Upset Park
Bensonhurts
Fort Mean
Boredom Hill
Squabble Hill
Gowahhhhhhnus
Prospect Fights
Phony Island
Vinegar Pill
Flat-affect bush
Williamsblerg
…that’s all I’ve got.
