Two kids on the train who must have been 12 or 13, both engrossed in their cell phones.

Girl: Look at this! My aunt follows my instagram.

Boy: How old is your aunt?

Girl: Like, in her twenties

Boy: Okay, that’s reasonable. (Shakes his plastic Starbucks cup, which is full of ice.) Man, I need more ice drugs!

Two women in their fifties. One is consoling the other about a relative–mother, maybe?

Woman 1: Well, of course no one wants to upset her–

Woman 2: I DON’T MIND UPSETTING HER

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